"The answer will aways be yes, unless of course, it must be no."
Moto Moto
Yes...I am not looking for YOU.
Yes...YOU are NOT my type.
YES...I am talking to YOU, whoever YOU are.
If we can stick to within the above guidelines, we should get along famously.
A WORD ABOUT YOUR PENIS
(this is for the shirtless asshats)
Pull up your pants and put on a shirt.
Yes...I am serious...nobody cares about your stupid pecker...
I can get laid anytime...
So...a dick is just a dick...
If you want to bang me or anyone else...you better come up with a better reason than "Hey, I have a wiener!"
D'uh! News flash: WE KNOW!
Don't believe me? Ask some other women.
Why not show us your face? A compassionate look, kind eyes, or a friendly smile is much more alluring than showing or offering something that half the population can give me.
Think about it.
What are you looking for in a partner?
Not.
Describe your perfect first date.
Obedience.
I am passionate about...
Obedience.
My therapist describes my personality(s) as..
Too hot to handle.
Too cold to hold.
A lover once described my looks as..
See above.
To get my lover hot, I..
arrive.
To satisfy my cravings, my lover must..
Did I mention obedience?...pretty sure I did.
Activities:
Art, Collect Old Crap, Cultural Stuff, Movies, Music, Reading, Travel, Television, Wine
Personality:
Alternative, Artistic, Braniac, Easygoing, Low Maintenance, Sarcastic
Cartoon I Resemble:
Cat Woman
What I see in this Inkblot:
A coat of arms composed of a two headed eagle with a crown above and a motto banner at the bottom.
