I'm not a vegan, I'm not into anything remotely anti pop-culture for the sake of sticking out like koolaid or its writing on the wall. I don't have multivarious etchings or piercings on my body, I don't listen to New Age or the White Stripes, I don't like lesbians, or bi-sexuals, or the two making out, I'm frightened of people who dress in black as an allegory for death, of people who say they'd like to spend their first date in a candle-lit atmosphere or on the beach, I like people that waste my time, so email away, send me pics of your kids or your pets, and your armpits. Cheers!
What are you looking for in a partner?
Someone that nots *^&^%&^%^(*^&() boring. (that's meant to signify anger)
Describe your perfect first date.
Hmmm, no gerunds ending in "ing", but bowling is a sport, so bowling, and then KFC, with popcorn chicken and their fabulous gravy.
I am passionate about...
Writing, reading, travelling, other interesting gerunds, like walking, and sprinting to the corner store to get cigarettes, and of course, for the sake of this ad, meeting and talking to women that have something in common with me.
My therapist describes my personality(s) as..
"Kid, you're &^%%$%^$ retarded!"
A lover once described my looks as..
Engelbert
To get my lover hot, I..
I stick my finger up their...
To satisfy my cravings, my lover must..
Play the hapsichord, while naked, and while yodeling (and in the akimbo position).
